Portlandia's Fred and Carrie on Coffee Shop Etiquette

Written By Michael Wense
“Think about the way you would approach a car mechanic. You’re a little intimidated, and the mechanic definitely knows more than you do. Don’t ask too many questions, like, ‘Oh, Is this good?’ or like, ‘Isn’t there a way you can add this to it?’ Don’t do any of that.”

How can you not love these two together?

Michael Wense
A St. Louis native, Michael Wense is a writer, editor, technology goon, and kitchen connoisseur. When he’s not hunting down misplaced modifiers or common misspellings, he’s tinkering with a short story or obsessively collecting recipes. Sometimes he’ll just sit and watch cooking shows on Netflix for hours. Like a zombie. When it comes to fiction, he prefers potent pieces with a cutting emotional edge. Novels are good, but the punch of a perfect short story will bring him to his knees.
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