But The Better Question Is, How Many Should You Eat?

Written By Michael Wense
“Once diners have proven that they have completed the Challenge Set, then they can eat as many Whoppers as their hearts desires (and stomachs can handle) in half an hour.”
— Khushbu Shah, Eater.com

The answer? Probably zero.

(However, I do have a flyer of Burger King coupons that I have not thrown away. Whoppers are kinda tasty.)

Michael Wense
A St. Louis native, Michael Wense is a writer, editor, technology goon, and kitchen connoisseur. When he’s not hunting down misplaced modifiers or common misspellings, he’s tinkering with a short story or obsessively collecting recipes. Sometimes he’ll just sit and watch cooking shows on Netflix for hours. Like a zombie. When it comes to fiction, he prefers potent pieces with a cutting emotional edge. Novels are good, but the punch of a perfect short story will bring him to his knees.
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