"It's Like Two Sandwiches in One—And Your Side."

Written By Michael Wense

What has a third of a pound of ground beef, a hot dog, and a handful of Lay's potato chips? 

If you guessed the new Most American Thickburger from Hardee's (aka Carl's Jr.), you're correct! And now that you can't un-know that, you can go back to avoiding burgers from places whose name sounds an awful lot like slang for "heart attack."

 (For example, "I keep eating fast food, even though I've had three Hardees since last May!")

Michael Wense
A St. Louis native, Michael Wense is a writer, editor, technology goon, and kitchen connoisseur. When he’s not hunting down misplaced modifiers or common misspellings, he’s tinkering with a short story or obsessively collecting recipes. Sometimes he’ll just sit and watch cooking shows on Netflix for hours. Like a zombie. When it comes to fiction, he prefers potent pieces with a cutting emotional edge. Novels are good, but the punch of a perfect short story will bring him to his knees.
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